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Okay, so this isn’t exactly science, but I trust the high yield of awesome obtained in the following will make up for it.


If the koala represents Australia, and the squirrel represents Europe and America, is this a metaphor?

Methinks I will adopt one for my next sea voyage, rather than the traditional parrot. Sure, the conversations would be dull, but if someone denies me the booty they’ll get an ice-cold ass-whupping straight up, squirrel style.